Winter Car Wash

Here was our car washing experience. Let me preface by saying the temperature was 0 degrees F. Laura tried to talk sense in to me, but my want for a clean car won.
This should have been my first clue...

Now pride is on the line... a challenge, if you will.

Step 1: Pre-soak.

(This should have been my second clue that this would be a mistake... pre-soak should not freeze to car...)

Step 2: Scrub with soap brush

(This should have been clue #3... Scrub brush soap should not freeze to the car.)

 Step 3: Wax car.
(I have to add my reasoning here, so I don't look like a complete idiot. I figured we could blow off, or rather, chip off, the excess bubbles with the wax sprayer but we had never been to this car wash before and didn't realize how fancy and - multi - colored their wax is.)

 Step 4: Cut my losses, and retreat with a slushy colored car, and always remember Laura is rarely wrong.

All in all it was a very funny experience and we laughed the whole night, especially when we took our bubble-gum machine to Smiths. While checking out, we overheard a group of guys talking to the clerk: "there is this crazy car outside covered in sherbet and this dumb guy (points at sheepish looking friend) decided he'd try it. We tried to tell him not to eat things where you don't know where they've been..."

I wonder how wax tastes...